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» FOHS Glossary |
200-Point Swing: The reward for the winner of the Pick 'Em Segment. Each year, the top-four on the season total pick a team in the Frozen Four NCAA hockey final. The person who picks the winner of the tourney wins 200-points and the Pick 'Em.
"A man with a cat on his chest": Commonly used to describe someone who has excessive chest hair sticking out of their shirt.
Anniversaries: Important anniversay years can only end in 5 up until 25 year. ex. 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 40, 50, and so on and so forth.
Around The Fishwraps: An old segment, which was brought back for a one-night stand on the 21st. It was used to provide news articles pertaining to hockey to the masses, in case they didn't see one or two or five of them.
Barney Mora: A combination that happens when Wazz tries to imitate Jim Mora's "Playoffs?!?" speak, ultimately turning it into sounding like Barney Fife.
Cowbox: Used to pack and send Gateway Computers. Also, a possible lewd term for a woman.
"Dufferin": A phrased coined after the NHL Draft trip in the Summer of 2006 in Vancouver. The original hotel that Jonny, Laura, and Wazz was called the Dufferin Hotel. When they walked in, they heard a Transvestite show going on in the back, a man with hair sticking out of his button up shirt, and a bevy of hookers walking out of the motel. Once checked in, it got scarier. The room was small and slanted into the middle, there were cops all around, and plenty of stains on the sheets. It is oftened used as an adjective.
Franciscan University Catholic Knights: The proposed named change to Wazz's old college, Neumann College, which has still yet to be confirmed. However, if true, sales would have been ten-fold when word got out.
Frank N. Stein: Every year around Halloween, our buddy Frank N. Stein shows up. Since 2003, Stein has been partaking in the Pick 'Em segment as the special guest and often picking the right team to win the week.
"Go Back to Russia, Oates:" Screams overheard at the BCM outing at the MCI Center from some drunken Bruins fans.
Hair Herpes: What you get when you shower in a sleazy hotel.
Jim Outsource: Debut on the show was the July 23, 2008 show. His heritage is austrailian but his accent sounds like that of Apu from the popular show The Simpsons. After Jim speaks he is usually followed by a menacing laugh from Outsource Count Dracula (see below).
Jimmy Chunkybrother: The long lost brother of Jimmy Chunkybutter and co-star of the new show "Chunk of Justice."
Jimmy Chunkybutter: Once a lowly intern, Jimmy raised through the ranks to become the lead fantasy hockey reporter. Each week, Chunkstyle gives the best of the FOHSHL and gives his unique twist. Once his popularity grew, Chunkybutter tried to get a record deal, but it fell through. Don't cry for him, he has all the ladies he needs.
Momaculous: A Sean-ism that is used to describe something that is amazing or unbelieveable.
Nice Research: Common phrase used when trying to think of stats off the top of ones head, which are utter wrong.
Outsource Count Dracula: He is only in studio with Jim Outsource to follow his sentences with eerie an laugh.
Rasta Ricky: Intro man to ATF. Banished by his home land for use of medicinal things, he retire from his job, only to to come back weeks later. Then, once caught again-- went to Canada for a year until his suspension was up.
Richard Sportwood: Former score reporter, Sportwood moved on with his career during the '04-'05 lockout to be in some odd movies like: "Big Richard in Little China", "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Richard", and "Not Another Teen Richard", just to name a few. If you can find the Sportwood box set, you're a better person for it.
Sean-O Rookie Theorem: The theory that no matter how good a rookie is at the start of the season; there will be a darkhorse rookie to tear it up in the second half to win the Calder Trophy. In addition, Jason Spezza is always in the running.
Steve from Avangard-Omsk: The FOHS name for Avangard-Omsk owner Anatoly Bardin
The Corey Hirsch Effect: A folklore which started in March of '01, when Corey Hirsch entered the game for the Washington Capitals in the third period. The Caps were down 5-2 at the time and all hope was lost...that was until the Effect kicked in. Hirsch came in and shut the door on the Senators. Andrei Nikolishin, Trent Whitfield, and Adam Oates all scored to level the score, while Steve Konowalchuk scored the game winner with 1:28 left in the game. Hirsch stopped all eight shots he faced, got his first NHL win in two years, and the Effect was born.
The Goalie Number Theorem: Goalies who don't have a jersey number that are the following numbers, won't amount to much in the crease. The numbers are #1, #20, #27, and #'s 29 to 39.
The KEG: The Spawn of Scotty Wazz and Jacq Wazz. Though the initials were not on purpose, Kaitlyn Elizabeth Grace was the final result and thus being nicknamed "The KEG" leading her to being the life of partying in her future years.
The Scotty Wazz Pants Story: A legend in it's own mind, that shows Scotty's forgetfulness. One December morning, Scotty was rushing to get to school and ran out the door with a doughnut in his mouth. While driving, he felt a breeze, but though nothing of it as it was a cold day. Once he got to school, a dreary Wazz realized he forgot his pants. In all the hustle and bustle, Wazz had missed a step when trying to get to school. Seeing as this was a private high school, they wouldn't look too kind upon it. So Scotty scurried to fine something that he could use as pants. Luckily, he had left his hockey bag in his trunk and, lo and behold, a part of pants with a hint of hockey equpiment. The legend has gone of for 6 years after it happened.
The Three Brothers Trade: During the trade deadline of the 2002-03 FOHSHL season, there was a deal in principle between Sean-O and JonnyP, but the deal was somewhat one sided, as Sean was out of the playoff picture. To sweeten the deal, Jonny threw in dinner at Three Brothers' Pizza and Subs at the Bowie Town Centre. To help sway the commissionary vote, Jonny cut Scotty in on the deal-- which made the one-sided deal go through This was too the chagrin of Marc, who was battling for the playoffs and had a deal set-up with Sean that had not been accepted. Upon hearing of the new deal and bribery, Marc was irate-- but it was too late for him to do anything to help sweeten his own deal.
The Unfunny Route of Comedy: While most people go from Point A (Set-up) to Point B (Punch-line), most of the time on FOHS, the host go from Point A, completely by-pass Point B to the much less funny and unpopular Point C (Inane Attempt at Punch-line).
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 Crosby homers as Penguins take BP (AP) |
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Sep 08, 2010 - 7:43 PM - by admin
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If the Pittsburgh Pirates need an answer to their power-hitting problems, maybe they can find it across town in Penguins star Sidney Crosby. The former NHL MVP homered into PNC Park's right-field seats while taking batting practice Wednesday with eight Penguins teammates. Crosby, who played youth baseball in Canada until he was 13, was the only one of the group to reach the seats.
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Corvo, Babchuk familiar to Hurricanes (AP) |
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Sep 08, 2010 - 7:43 PM - by admin
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Turns out two of the newest Carolina Hurricanes aren't really all that new. Former Hurricanes Joe Corvo and Anton Babchuk are back with the team after spending some time with other clubs. And while two of Carolina's most recognizable names may be gone -- now that Rod Brind'Amour retired and Ray Whitney left via free agency -- a pair of re-acquisitions certainly will provide a dose of...
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Canadiens sign C Halpern for 1 year (AP) |
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Sep 07, 2010 - 5:08 PM - by admin
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The Montreal Canadiens have signed veteran center Jeff Halpern to a one-year contract. The 34-year-old Halpern joined his fifth NHL team on Tuesday. Halpern split last season between Tampa Bay and Los Angeles. He had nine goals and 10 assists. In 720 career games with Washington, Dallas, Tampa and Los Angeles, he has 131 goals.
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Thrashers sign F Modin to 1-year deal (AP) |
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Sep 06, 2010 - 3:17 PM - by admin
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The Atlanta Thrashers have signed free agent forward Fredrik Modin, giving the team another veteran with experience in the Stanley Cup playoffs. The 35-year-old Modin had 11 points in 44 games with Columbus and the Los Angeles Kings last season. He signed a one-year contract. The Thrashers announced the deal with Modin on Monday.
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Penguins add F Comrie for $500K, 1 year (AP) |
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Sep 03, 2010 - 3:46 PM - by admin
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The Pittsburgh Penguins have signed forward Mike Comrie to a $500,000, one-year contract, giving them a proven scorer who might be capable of playing on one of their top three lines. The Penguins, looking for affordable scoring help because they have little salary cap space, signed forward Arron Asham to a $700,000, one-year contract two weeks ago.
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